Hollywood Headaches: ‘Hangover’ tattoo woes Celebrity Gossip

Hollywood Headaches: ‘Hangover’ tattoo woes

The dude who inked Mike Tyson’s face failed an attempt to sue Warner Bros. — which used a similar tattoo on Ed Helms’ character in “The Hangover Part II” — for copyright.

That tribal bullshit? The remorseful ’90s male tramp stamp?

Copyrighted?

A judge ruled that the execs can proceed with Thursday’s scheduled opening of the flick, but said it did not have permission to reproduce the tattoo.

So, dude can proceed at a later date or something. I don’t know. I didn’t read the rest.

Instead of sucking a massive settlement out of Warner Bros., the Jncos-clad* “artist” should be mortified because he just copyrighted the dumbest shit ever.

* ’90s-era jeans. They pair nicely with his wife-beater and his neck tattoo of what he thought was a Chinese symbol for “peace,” but really means “tampon.”

Ridiculous remake

Dammit.

MTV ruins everything.

Apparently the “music” network is creating a “Teen Wolf” series.

No “Styles?” No style.

What?

Go back to sleep. You were a fetus.

U2 blew it

Oh, Bono.

You’re fucking fired.

I was faithful to you from Boy to Achtung Baby.

I even saw you live, post-Pop (what an embarrassing album), at the Pepsi Center — where a concert there is like shaving your junk to an audience of siblings. Awkward. No fun.

Now, U2 is playing on the “American Idol” finale.

Up next: McDonald’s and Totino’s Party Pizzas present U2 at Walmart Stadium, sponsored in part by Pepto-Bismol, Summer’s Eve, GlaxoSmithKline and Bieber Fever Fish Fillets.

Palin’s fire

Sarah Palin told Greta Van Susteren that she has the “fire” in her belly to run for president in 2012.

“I want to make sure that America is put back on the right track, and we only do that by defeating Obama in 2012. I have that fire in my belly.”

Ah, Sarah. You’re just bloated. Pop a Gas-X and get back to rubbing one out to Glenn Beck.

(Please, like we can’t see you. We’re in Russia.)

They were dating?

Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen broke up.

I’m almost as tore up as Oprah’s departure.

It appears he grew tired of replacing the plumbing from backed-up bile.

Celebrity Gossip